If you go to Porto Alegre and don’t enjoy the stunning escorts there, then there is something wrong with you

I have always been against the Catholic Church and their policies. I believe that if the Catholic chiefs and the priests don’t stop emphasizing the so-called importance of chastity, celibacy and modern in sex, their days are about to over.

Recently, a friend of mine told me that the testosterone levels in the men and the estrogen levels in the women have been on a constant rise since 1944 and it is a conspiracy by the religions to make the people sexually suppressed, so that the common people remain dumb and the religions could keep ruling over them.

This friend of mine’s brother-in-law stayed a celibate for 2 complete years, only to get prostate cancer. Since then both these men have been all out against the Catholic church.

This friend of mine hates sarcastic people but he loves the double meaning. He is also very regular to Brazil, where he regularly enjoys Porto Alegre Escorts (Acompanhantes Porto Alegre).

He claims that he is certain that his wife never cheated on him when he is away on a business trip although he cheats on her all the time and she is suspicious of it. He says that his wife has a dildo phobia and she uses nothing but her fingers and Vaseline when he is not around.

This friend of mine is an extremely wealthy guy, who owns one of the oldest Yacht repair service in the USA.

This friend of mine is always horny and he attributes his wealth, success and creativity to his high libido, which according to him gives him crazy drive to do things and enjoy life.

Bisexual men prefer mature Brazilian men over any other in general and they prefer to watch porn on Pornbring over any other website

“Gay men smile and laugh a little more than their so-called straight counterparts”, said a prominent gay fashion designer to me.

I have even heard rumors that gay men last longer in bed with some claiming that lasting for 2 hours is nothing for a gay gentleman. One person told me that gay men age better than their straight counterparts and that’s the reason why he only prefers mature gay men and he watches nothing but porn on Pornbring with mature men.

One bisexual gentleman who is a wealthy factory owner once told me that he firmly believes that everyone is born bisexual but he turns straight, homosexual or bisexual according to their personal preference(s). He said that he found both men and women to be too attractive to resist and that’s the reason why he grew up to become a bisexual man.

I have personally interviewed the man who was the first one to create a Youtube channel targeted on gay men. He told me that highly creative people are required to be happy and gay and that’s the reason why we see so many creative gay fashion designers all the time and lastly he told me that they refer to gay men as such because each and every gay man that he ever met was extremely happy all the time for no reason including George Michael of Wham.

I personally believe that more men in different cultures of the world are homosexuals than we will ever come to know. Two things that I can say for certain about the gay men are that they are superior to their straight counterparts and they prefer a big dick to a big sausage any day of the year.

That Cuban tranny with a big culo, She calls me Papi Chulo, She loves that sun-tan, My next target is your best female friend

Papi chulo, nothing like a big Cuban tranny culo, yolo yolo. I feel like I am on cocaine all the time since I got to fuck this big Cuban tranny ass whom I met through tranny video chat.

No woman that I ever met turned about to be completely honest about her sexual past and that’s the reason why I decided to go for the trannies.

In my personal opinion, transgenders have the highest sex drive. They are always eager to suck a dick or get fucked in their bum like crazy, especially the ones that take a lot of tan, just like this Cuban tranny that I have been fucking all the time lately.

I believe that the only sin in this world that you can commit is to suppress and repress your sexuality and it marks all the celibate priests as prime-sinners in my dictionary.

I am a pro-sex-knowledge as well and I believe that there is no such thing as too much ‘sex knowledge’.

I prophesize that there will be sex schools all over the first-world nations by the financial year 2050 and all over the world by the year 2100. I also believe that there will not be room for the tantric schools that have been practicing their monkey business in the rich first world to rob the people out of their money once that happens.

If you don’t know this already, I still live with my mom. She is always downstairs in her bedroom watching Television or Youtube and I am upstairs playing with my lube and dick or the chicks that I meet through video chat in my bedroom. I am living a dream life and you are not.

This doggystyle freak is a Mantak Chia fan who pities the guys that cum too fast

Jose Trevino never fucks a woman when she is in a rush as he is a Karezza guy. He says that he ends up cumming too fast (within less than 45 minutes) when the woman is in a rush and he doesn’t enjoy a minute of their sexual escapade in that condition.

Jose brags that he once fucked his GF for 3 hours without cumming at all. He also brags that she was so impressed by it that she brought her desperate housewife girlfriend to her the next week with whom Jose lasted 3 hours without cumming as well.

Jose says that he has started to look like Bruce Venture since he started practicing sexual practices prescribed by his hero – Mantak Chia.

Recently, Jose watched the video featuring Futa Cumshot compilation only to call the guys who created the videos idiot. Jose says that only idiots voluntarily cum after sex, real sex lovers like to injaculate.

Jose heard from his great-grandfather what his great-grandfather told him what he heard from his great-grandfather about the pre-colonial women of India that they were great fucks. None of the male family members in Jose’s family has ever died before the age of 90 in the Jose’s family due to healthy sex practices. The male members of this family believe that never have sex within 48 hours of your previous sexual encounter and whenever you do have one, last for hours at least.

Jose loves blowjobs by women with short hair but hates to fuck them as the hair-pulling is not as fun in his favorite position – doggystyle.

Doctors, lawyers and teachers from all over the world performing at live sex cams, dreams really come true

I remember talking to three different cam models on a live sex cam site that were all looked very much alike and I thought that they were three great friends until they told me that they are triplets. I also remember talking to a group of five girls on the same website that all performed together on the same website as well, these five friends told me that they were great friends since the school days.

There aren’t as many English cam models as there are Germans, which is a pity but Britain has got some of the best Arab and Indian cam models.

Let me tell you something which I believe you don’t know already – a pile of cash isn’t enough for a straight cam model who never performs all alone, she needs a huge dick as well.

One cam model whom I used to talk to regularly on the same German cam website told me that she had been wearing floral bikinis only since she once made trip to Hawaii.

One cam model had her house designed like a cemetery and she wore nothing but Halloween costumes. She stayed butt naked most of the times though. The warmth of dildos and/or their partners’ cocks keep these butt naked cam models happy, healthy and warm in the winters.

There was a time when only factory or McDonald workers would do live amateur couple sex cam shows, but now they include lawyers, doctors and teachers as well and they are all sexy and naughty as hell.

One of my best friends claims to have seen one female politician who never won an election performing on live sex cam with a younger man. I won’t disclose the name of either here.

More pornstar escorts all over the western world than ever before

“Hot as an oven,

Wears nothing but clothes that are handwoven,

I want all my friends to know her,

She is so modern,

iPod and iPhone,

She keeps those in her pockets,

When she sits on you her speed is that of a rocket,

She isn’t interested in marrying,

She just escorts it.”

I wrote this song after meeting this long-legged escort girl with a beautiful firm ass whom I believe I saw in a mall before and she was the greatest attraction for me there as well. I just didn’t have an idea back then that she was an escort.

She was so hot that I felt like cumming when I hold her in my arms.

Anyways, this chick also reminded me of a Sikh woman that I dated in the past. I gotta say one thing though and that is that all Sikh women are great fucks.

I recently offered the Indian pornstar – Maya Rati, 5000 US Dollars for just one fuck after watching her porn pics free porn videos, but she refused the offer.

I have had the luck of having fun with a lot of Canadian and American pussies in the past and I must say that there is something about the Canadian pussies that makes them far superior to their American counterparts when it comes to the sensation they generate.

I am really surprised that the cam models, adult models, escorts and pornstars are more educated now than ever before which is definitely a good sign for the industries they are involved in and for a happier world.

If you like Phoenix Marie’s Booty, you would love Big Booty Mania

I have partook several times in the NoFap challenge aka the Ultimate Challenge, only to discover each time that is nothing more than a placebo. I have several friends of mine partaking in the same stupid challenge as well and they also have the same opinion about it. If watching porn is an addiction, it is definitely a good one. I know for certain that the creator of NoFap – Alexander Rhodes jacks off to the porn each night before falling asleep.

I met Phoenix Marie, the big booty pornstar at a party once, she offered me a free fuck, because she liked me. How could I say no? I would have been an idiot to do so. So, all the time when she gave me the blowjob, she kept spitting on my dick, I still wonder where does she get so much of saliva from. Yesterday, I wanted to watch some of her latest and oldest videos and I discovered that no other website has a better variety of her videos than the Big Booty Mania.

Each of the pornstars that I have personally met, preferred a Dodge over a Chevrolet or Ford. I watch Scotty Kilmer’s videos regularly and I wonder what would his reaction be to it. I sent him a message telling the same but he never gave me an answer back. Hell, I was listening to Stone Cold Steve Austin’s podcast with Brock Lesnar and Brock also said that he is a Dodge guy. I don’t know whom to listen when it comes to the cars, but I can completely rely upon one website called Big Booty Mania when it comes to the free porn.

Any ideal that you admire the most watches a XXX video before he/she falls asleep

One of the things that I have personally observed in my life over the years is that women who are interested in dance are generally more horny, clumsy and easy. And I am not talking only the hip-hop or any other modern dance here, I mean all different forms of dances that are out there including the ballet, classical and others.

I am amazed at the popularity of the adult businesses. Sex really sells. The adult magazines still being so popular is the greatest proof of it. Most other magazines have gone out of the business and with the current technology and other things, adult magazines should have been the first form of magazines to go out of the business but they are still popular while most other niche of magazines have gone bankrupt or about to be so.

Rich, poor, scrooge, thieves, store owners, politicians, murderers, doctors, engineers, scientists, everyone who has an access to the high speed internet watches at least one XXX video a day, whether they tell it to you or not, it is up to them. Most people try their best to hide it from the public that they watch porn.

Most of my college friends whom I had a chat with on Facebook recently, all told me that they nowadays prefer watching porn on only pornxxxvids.com. I was completely unaware about the site before as it is relatively new but I was astonished to see how far the website has come within such a short span of time, they currently have one of the largest number of videos and the best thing about this website is that the videos are extremely vibrant in nature.

Marmaris man believes that sex is the original sin but he hires Russian escorts in Mumbai nonetheless

Gamliel Epstein is a Turkish gentleman from the popular coastal city called Marmaris. It is a stunning city like no other in Turkey. Turkey is home to some of the most beautiful cities, towns and villages in the world but nothing comes close to Marmaris in my arrogant opinion.

Gamliel is 35 and never married. Gamliel very firmly believes that recreational sex is the greatest sin and our suffering is a result of the sin of Adam and Eve which was the same. Yes, he claims that they had recreational sex despite the strong warning of the Yahweh. Although Gamliel believes so, he cannot get enough of hiring Russian escort in Mumbai whenever he is there. After having a sex spree with those Russian girls in Mumbai, he repents after returning to Turkey but he does it again nonetheless.

One of Gamliel’s best friends who is of the same age has lost most of the hair on his head and Gamliel claims that it is the result of excessive recreational sex. Gamliel first lectured him and then showed him tons of hair transplant before and after male pictures.

This friend of Gamliel whom we will call Yacov here, has already booked an appointment with Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu aka Dr T for the hair transplant.

Yacov claims that education is an outdated institution and all you need is Google. I just hope that Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu didn’t complete his education through Google, lol. I wonder would this guy go for a hair transplant to someone who got educated through Google and no medical school or institution.

Yacov has a petite wife who feels very envious of the women with hourglass bodies. She feels even more envious of the women whose husbands have a head full of glowing and thick hair which is very rare.

Yacov owns 2 penthouses and before getting married he only used to date air-hostesses and that’s when he found his current wife.

This Japanese-American man loves Israeli escorts

Rupali Mehta is an Indian woman living in the United States for the past 8 years. Rupali hates miserable and poor Indians, she claims that they are themselves responsible for what is happening to them.

Rupali and her husband Hiroji who is of Japanese origin have enjoyed little honeymoons with each other all over the world including New York, Tokyo, Goa, Mumbai, Paris, Venice, Tel Aviv, Dubai, you name it.

The attraction between Rupali and Hiroji wasn’t initially sexual and it wasn’t so until the first 6 months of their marriage but suddenly Rupali hit the prime of her sexuality and she made Hiroji realize somehow that he needs to do something about his size or they will either have to separate or Rupali will have to find another solution (calling male escorts when he is away, have boyfriends and make Hiroji a cuckold).

Hiroji looked for the solution all over the internet, tried several different techniques mentioned on a popular forum that goes by the name PEGym, applied several different lotions and stuff like that but nothing worked. He then by accident one day stumbled upon a penile implant video and said to himself that this is it. Since then, Hiroji’s sex life isn’t limited to his wife but he gets to have fun with some of the Best Israel Escort.

Earlier it used to be Hiroji who had to convince Rupali in the night but since Hiroji got the penile implant done, it is Rupali who convinces him each night because she is now too much addicted to Hiroji’s newfound manhood that she can’t put herself to sleep unless she enjoys a ride to heaven. Hiroji never lets her fantasies vanish, he does his best to fulfill them and he gets successful each time in doing so.