I asked her to give me a chance to fuck her with her lingerie on, she rejected the offer so I had to turn to the lingerie porn.
Carlos Ghosn, Ex-Nissan Boss
I have a wealthy friend who owns an automotive parts manufacturing company which regularly supplies to Nissan, Renault and Mitsubishi. This friend of mine told me that the Ex-Nissan Boss – Carlos Ghosn’s current wife – Carole, cannot live without sex for over 16-18 hours. This friend of mine shocked me when he told me that he used to fuck her all the time till she wasn’t married to Carlos and she is the one who recommended his company to Carlos, which Carlos, the kind of slave he is to the pussy, couldn’t reject the offer.
He shocked me even more when he told me that Carlos Ghosn used to masturbate all the time while he was in jail. The idea to escape the jail came to Carlos’s mind while he was surrounded by the guards and wasn’t in a position to take a wank.
My friend is more than happy that Carlos isn’t in the prison anymore and the kind of freak he is in the bed, as told to him by his wife Carole, he has been keeping Carole perfectly happy.
My friend told me that he tried to get closer to Carole while Carlos was in prison, but the circumstances couldn’t become idol and she was busy as a bee all the time as well.
For real, explaining gravity between a man and a woman is at least 10, 000 times as complex as defining the gravity of the earth.
I recently completed writing a parody book for the popular motivational speaker and author – Brian Tracy’s ‘Think and Grow Rich’, named ‘Fuck and Grow Rich’, mainly targeted on pornstars, escorts, sugar-babies and trophy-wives.
Now, I am busy writing a book for men. In the book, one of the things that I have mentioned is that the men must always give priority to hips over boobs, ass or cameltoe as the women with big hips are the best fucks. I have also mentioned in the book about how men can score rich women as their wives and live a luxurious life without having to worry about anything.
I have a friend since the college days. He hates the immigrants so much that he always says that they need to feature only the immigrant women in the watersports videos and face spitting videos. He says that he cannot ever get enough of watching the watersports and face spitting videos featuring the big busted Indian beauty – Reena on Xhamster. He further adds that they should only feature immigrant men in the domination porn videos where the male is the one who gets dominated, especially the ones that can cause permanent damage to the testicles of the man.
This friend of mine is a cancer survivor. He claims to have stayed celibate for over 4 years, only to get both liver and testicular cancer simultaneously. Now, he advocates for free sexuality between the nuns and monks around the world. He believes that monks and nuns are the most unfortunate people on the earth because the gift of sexuality is taken away from them.
Do you know that homosexual male strippers are far more popular with the homosexual men than they are with the straight women? Just like male cam models are far more popular with gay men than they are with straight women and the statistics of alternatives to livejasmin are the proof.
Do you also have an idea that the only thing that women love more than the arguments is sex? If you are a straight male who doesn’t think so, then you are a bad performer in bed and you most likely do not know how bad you are in bed, because it is very unusual for a woman to love anything more than sex.
Before logging-in here, I was busy sharpening my sword watching JMac fucking one of my most favorite Latina MILFs ever – Kitana Flores. Although I enjoy watching these Cuban maid porn videos that have recently gain tremendous popularity, I personally find such videos extremely racist and I can say with certainty that bald dude – JMac is the biggest racist dude in the entire American mainstream porn industry, you can see it in his eyes when he is rough-fucking a colored woman. I believe that the producer deliberately casts him the most when it comes to the ‘Cuban Maid’ porn videos, so that the racists like JMac can enjoy watching such videos more.
I have been campaigning for free sex since the day I broke my virginity to a married MILF who lives just adjacent to my house and is notorious for cheating with random younger guys on her husband.
After meeting many strict religious, agnostic, atheist, pantheist people who have been campaigning against free sex very heavily, I have come to the conclusion that all those campaigning against free sex must be penalized heavily by the governments irrespective of their religious identity or anything similar. These people are enemies of the human race and humanity and you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to know this once you meet one of them.
I recently met a brothel owner from India in Dallas, Texas, at a party, who was extremely proud of owning one of the most profit generating and largest brothels in the nation of India. She told me that she started out as a common sex worker in one of the government brothels of India and as time went on, she kept climbing the ladder of the Indian sex industry and here she is, one of the richest self-made women in a nation of 1.4 billion people. She told me that her daughter studies and lives in Dallas, Texas only and she keeps coming to Dallas to meet her daughter. She also told me that her daughter is single and is looking for someone to date, she indirectly tried to ask me if I would be interested, I didn’t give any response and I am still confused about it. I took the number of her daughter though, I took it as an excuse that I will keep a check on her that she is all well in a foreign country. She was more than happy to give it to me. I have saved her daughter’s phone number in my phone and her Whatsapp profile picture just resembles the all-natural Indian beauty whom I saw in one of my most favorite busty lesbian porn video. I will not be surprised if she is the same girl, because the daughter of a proud brothel owner and a retired sex-worker is supposed to be a pornstar. The only thing that is keeping me from being certain about it is the fact that the woman in the porn video looked like she was in her mid-30s whereas the daughter of the brothel owner is only 26 years old.
We need more free sex advocating NGOs that can really set an example. I believe that a NGO which is completely run and operated by the nudists, where each and every employee is a nudist is only capable of changing the world when it comes to taking away the stupid biases that most people have against free sex and sexuality in general.
I was in Zambia last month and it really amazed me to see how big of visionaries and dreamers the Zambian people are in general. The Zambians are just the victims of bad times and I really have the belief and hope that such times aren’t gonna last for long. Some messiah is going to roll the dice in Zambia real soon.
I recently won a couple of thousand dollars with online betting and spent it all on buying Facebook fans for my most favorite exotic dancers company. I believe that I owed it to them for saving my life twice when I was considering committing a suicide but rather ended up hiring some of their strippers both the times only to realize how beautiful the life really is.
I used to be a loner who never had many friends in the school though some of the most popular kids wanted to be friends with me but I wasn’t interested in any of that.
It came surprising to me that although swinging has become a very common practice by now, only about 18% of the couples indulge in the same worldwide.
It is my personal observation and belief that the Japanese women become more beautiful as they age and the more babies they pop out of their sweet vaginas and that’s the reason why the Japanese MILF porn is so much more popular than any other MILF porn.
I love the Indian women’s attire and that’s why I request my lovely girlfriend to dress up in an Indian saree before we finally get to make out. The only woman that I like more than my girlfriend in an Indian attire is the popular PornHub Community Pornstar – Alyssa Quinn.
My current girlfriend knows that I fuck a mini sex doll whenever she is not around and she has no problems with it. She also knows that I used to have an affair with one of the MILF teachers while in academic college and she has no problems with it either. She doesn’t give a fuck if I fuck around with other women all the time while still in a relationship with her.
Apart from the Indian attire, I love her in a butterfly lingerie. Nothing enlarges my dick like her big white ass.
Here is a tip for the single men here. Women with hoarse voices love to ride a horse, one such example is the top Spanish pornstar – Bridgette B.
I personally believe that the GILF genre will be one of the most popular porn genres by 2022, looking at the growing popularity of the GILFs in the porn business and how the porn industry destroyed the MILF genre by casting 20 year old women as MILFs, which is funny and sad at the same time.
I have always been against the Catholic Church and their policies. I believe that if the Catholic chiefs and the priests don’t stop emphasizing the so-called importance of chastity, celibacy and modern in sex, their days are about to over.
Recently, a friend of mine told me that the testosterone levels in the men and the estrogen levels in the women have been on a constant rise since 1944 and it is a conspiracy by the religions to make the people sexually suppressed, so that the common people remain dumb and the religions could keep ruling over them.
This friend of mine’s brother-in-law stayed a celibate for 2 complete years, only to get prostate cancer. Since then both these men have been all out against the Catholic church.
This friend of mine hates sarcastic people but he loves the double meaning. He is also very regular to Brazil, where he regularly enjoys Porto Alegre Escorts (Acompanhantes Porto Alegre).
He claims that he is certain that his wife never cheated on him when he is away on a business trip although he cheats on her all the time and she is suspicious of it. He says that his wife has a dildo phobia and she uses nothing but her fingers and Vaseline when he is not around.
This friend of mine is an extremely wealthy guy, who owns one of the oldest Yacht repair service in the USA.
This friend of mine is always horny and he attributes his wealth, success and creativity to his high libido, which according to him gives him crazy drive to do things and enjoy life.
“Gay men smile and laugh a little
more than their so-called straight counterparts”, said a prominent gay fashion
designer to me.
I have even heard rumors that gay men last longer in bed with some claiming that lasting for 2 hours is nothing for a gay gentleman. One person told me that gay men age better than their straight counterparts and that’s the reason why he only prefers mature gay men and he watches nothing but porn on Pornbring with mature men.
One bisexual gentleman who is a
wealthy factory owner once told me that he firmly believes that everyone is
born bisexual but he turns straight, homosexual or bisexual according to their
personal preference(s). He said that he found both men and women to be too
attractive to resist and that’s the reason why he grew up to become a bisexual
I have personally interviewed the
man who was the first one to create a Youtube channel targeted on gay men. He
told me that highly creative people are required to be happy and gay and that’s
the reason why we see so many creative gay fashion designers all the time and
lastly he told me that they refer to gay men as such because each and every gay
man that he ever met was extremely happy all the time for no reason including
George Michael of Wham.
I personally believe that more
men in different cultures of the world are homosexuals than we will ever come
to know. Two things that I can say for certain about the gay men are that they
are superior to their straight counterparts and they prefer a big dick to a big
sausage any day of the year.
Papi chulo, nothing like a big Cuban tranny culo, yolo yolo. I feel like I am on cocaine all the time since I got to fuck this big Cuban tranny ass whom I met through tranny video chat.
No woman that I ever met turned about to be completely honest about her sexual past and that’s the reason why I decided to go for the trannies.
In my personal opinion, transgenders have the highest sex drive. They are always eager to suck a dick or get fucked in their bum like crazy, especially the ones that take a lot of tan, just like this Cuban tranny that I have been fucking all the time lately.
I believe that the only sin in this world that you can commit is to suppress and repress your sexuality and it marks all the celibate priests as prime-sinners in my dictionary.
I am a pro-sex-knowledge as well and I believe that there is no such thing as too much ‘sex knowledge’.
I prophesize that there will be sex schools all over the first-world nations by the financial year 2050 and all over the world by the year 2100. I also believe that there will not be room for the tantric schools that have been practicing their monkey business in the rich first world to rob the people out of their money once that happens.
If you don’t know this already, I still live with my mom. She is always downstairs in her bedroom watching Television or Youtube and I am upstairs playing with my lube and dick or the chicks that I meet through video chat in my bedroom. I am living a dream life and you are not.
Jose Trevino never fucks a woman
when she is in a rush as he is a Karezza guy. He says that he ends up cumming
too fast (within less than 45 minutes) when the woman is in a rush and he
doesn’t enjoy a minute of their sexual escapade in that condition.
Jose brags that he once fucked
his GF for 3 hours without cumming at all. He also brags that she was so
impressed by it that she brought her desperate housewife girlfriend to her the
next week with whom Jose lasted 3 hours without cumming as well.
Jose says that he has started to
look like Bruce Venture since he started practicing sexual practices prescribed
by his hero – Mantak Chia.
Recently, Jose watched the video featuring Futa Cumshot compilation only to call the guys who created the videos idiot. Jose says that only idiots voluntarily cum after sex, real sex lovers like to injaculate.
Jose heard from his
great-grandfather what his great-grandfather told him what he heard from his
great-grandfather about the pre-colonial women of India that they were great
fucks. None of the male family members in Jose’s family has ever died before
the age of 90 in the Jose’s family due to healthy sex practices. The male
members of this family believe that never have sex within 48 hours of your
previous sexual encounter and whenever you do have one, last for hours at
Jose loves blowjobs by women with
short hair but hates to fuck them as the hair-pulling is not as fun in his
favorite position – doggystyle.